MIKE
Guitar
Schlitz
ROB
Lead guitar/Vocals
PBR
TOM
Bass
Schaeffer
RON
Drums
Natty Boh
SMED
Guitar
Milwaukees Best
I consider myself
a very humble
and down to
earth person.  
Basically I'm a
kind of guy that
moist girls
wouldn't think of.
I love the beach,
travel, music
(especially
modern jazz),
dancing,
candlelight
dinners, movies,
theater, and
self-grooming.  I
also have a very
sensual side.  
The thing I like
most is to take
long barefoot
walks on the
beach feeling the
wonderful ocean
breeze in my hair
and watching the
sunset.  My
friends say I have
a crazy sense of
humor - I think
they're right.
I am a highly
educated man's
man.  I love to
debate politics
and philosophy.  
I work out often
and am
physically fit.  I
like outdoor
activities as well
as indoor
activities.  Love
to get dressed
up but can hang
out in Levis.  I
have a wide
range of
interests
including
Star Trek,  
Battlestar
Galactica, Power
Rangers, and
Sea Quest.   
I also have a
large stamp
collection  that
would make
anyone say
"WOW".
I like long walks
on the beach,
puppies, and
snuggles in
front of the
fireplace.  My
favorite thing to
eat is no-bean
dip with Tostido
Chips!  I also
enjoy poetry
recitals,
interpretive
dance, herb tea,
New Age music,
communing with
Gaian nature
spirits, and
Jello sculpting.  
Turn ons are
amusement
parks, dining
out, movies,
live theater,
weekend
getaways and
laughter
.  Turn
offs are waiting
in line and mean
people.
My birthday is
September 5th
and my star sign
is Virgo. I love
small fluffy
animals like
kittens and
puppies but I
don't have any
pets because I
live in an
apartment.  
I work very hard
during the day
and in my spare
time I do yoga.  
At night I love to
have a glass of
champagne and
relax. I listen to
all types of music
- I think Kenny G
is probably my
favorite though. I
went to a Tom
Jones concert a
few years ago
and threw my
panties on stage
- that was a wild
night! I also like
hard rock bands
like Pearl Jam or
Lincoln Park.
I am a guy who
likes to work
hard.  I live on
a endless
grass farm and
raise mostly
chiggers, ticks
and mosquitos.
 I also like to
'restore' cars
by dragging
them into the
back 40 and
letting them
'rust'.   I
'm also
an
amateur
pie eating
contestant.  
I've never won
yet,
but I've
come close.  
Let me tell you,
there's nothing
worse than #2
in a pie eating
contest.  I have
two small
kids.  
My hobbies

include
cleaning up
messes, yelling
& butt wiping.  
It is my dream
to someday
learn to play
guitar.